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December 17th, 2009 · bengaluru, life

In the past  introduction to new employers and their offices ranged from non-existent to ‘this is the loo – that is the cafeteria – this is where you sit’ to one very proud former colonel leading us around showing off the solar panels and the glass dome at the entrance that doubled as skylight to the basement. One thing they all had in common, was the ‘walk-around-and-get-to-know’  element.

The futuristic company though is different. The session was listed as F&S. I assumed it was finance and something or the other and attempted to stay awake and therefore heard enough to be able to compose this post. (New resolutions of how I must be financially aware and responsible in action here. This year I will file receipts and not pay tax to government!)  I really wish I could share this masterpiece with all of you, but it was unfortunately not recorded on video or audio for posterity. So you shall have to content yourselves with description of key highlights.

The reception is a long room – about 40ft X 15ft – with the air conditioning and the lights switched off most of the time. Adorning this room are 3 couches laid out in a straight line and a reception desk behind which are seated one numbers sweet faced-salwar kameez clad receptionist and one numbers security guard. The rest of the office layout is like a polo (the mint with a hole!). A hollow glass topped and glass walled core runs through the entire building of 10 floors. Around this circular empty space is the standard open office layout of brown cubicles that somehow appear gray and in the corners and along the walls (to take advantage of the view) and to prevent the slaving masses from being distracted by the outside world are glass walled cabins. A tiny breakout area with a coffee machine and a short passage leading to restrooms and emergency exit complete the facilities. All of this can be taken in less time than it takes to make Maggi noodles.

But in true consulting ishtyle all of this is explained in a half an hour presentation (due to lack of questions our session finished in 20 minutes) and includes such sparkling dialogue:

“As you can see, we have these cubicles which are uniformly laid out in the same beige colour for everyone. And it is an open office. However to break the monotony and keep you cheerful we have pillars in different bright colours”

“While everyone is eligible for cubicles, only senior managers and executives are eligible for IES. IES stands for Individual Enclosed Space. In layman’s terms you can also call this a Cabin”.

Now I KNOW I work for a consulting firm!!!

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Question of the Day

November 4th, 2009 · general gyan, life

Ethiopian Wolves

Ethiopian Wolves

Started the day today with ‘Wild Discovery’ at breakfast. The milk went down along with little doses of how Ethipian wolf  ‘Sabah’ got thrown out of her pack when she turned two. For 7 days and 7 nights she wandered the mountains. As she lay down exhausted on the evening of the 7th day, she was noticed by ethipian male wolf Adani,also 2 years old of another pack . The rest of the pack esp. the dominant female  don’t pay any heed to her so dear sabah has to do the 7th night all on her lonesome.

When the 8th day dawned the rest of the pack got up and bonded (aka touched noses) and set off for their mornining patrol. Apparently an average ethiopian wolf pack needs about 2400 acres of land. At this point I wished I could get into the ethiopian wolf real estate market. Anyway…. the wolf family goes all around their home and pees and craps (ahem. scent marks)  the boundary.

Poor Sabah follows 2 steps behind and observes drama of the day. Wolf from enemy pack breeches the scent marking and attempts to impose his own. (i,e, steps in their shit and tries to pee on it)  but Sabah’s swain drives him away and dear Sabah is suitably impressed. Rest of  program shows how Sabah makes friends, touches noses with all  (including the dominant female! …shades of saas bahu serial there!) and finds a new home

Now here is my question. What does a traveling wolf do when he’s gotta go? I mean the poor guy just wants to go and the whole neighbourhood comes crashing down on him, wants to tear him to pieces… So what do a traveling wolf do?

And I thought the loo at VT was the worst thing that could happen to one of limited bladder control!

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A Subjective Review

October 10th, 2009 · bengaluru, life, music

The last time I heard Muthu play live, it was in the heat and airlessness of the Odukathurar Math hall that somehow helped with concentration on the music. With the long locks and the khadi kurta (or jubba as us natives would call it) he looked out of place on the stage that was otherwise populated with veshti wearing, crew cut sporting Carnatic musicians. Playing the ganjira though, meant he could hide behind his better built brethren on the mridangam or the morsing.

He was Cdru’s friend and if I thought about it (which I didn’t too often) it was difficult to reconcile the bits that I knew of him. A dedication to classical music , Cdrus atheistic company, and a Chartered Accountancy course attempt. Where and how could the three meet? Tabla playing, long-haired, non believing kanakkupillai… ? Uhmm. No. Something would have to get cut. In the normal course of events, the something to get cut would have been first the hair and then the music. Fortunately, Muthu chose the other course of events.

Cut to today. @ Kyra – a dinner theater place in Bangalore, Muthu and his band (Taalization) are on stage. He still has the hair. He still has the jubba. He’s not hiding behind the mridangist. Instead he’s front and center on the tabla and the flute and the mike with explanations. The blurb says

‘Taalization performs live this Friday! Muthu Kumar, Karthik Mani and Dwight Pattison bring together complex layers of electronica with a groovy rhythmic backdrop. Having learned the tabla from the age of four from the great Ustad Alla Rakha himself, Muthu Kumar has travelled the world showcasing his rare talent in studios and live performances alike. He is joined by Karthik Mani on drums, inheritor of a legacy of the great Mridangam player TAS Mani. Completing the ensemble is Dwight Pattison. Now based in Mumbai, Dwight holds down the bottom end with rock solid bass grooves.’

Cdru, Rem and I walked in a little too late to find a good table. So we settled for a makeshift arrangement on the first floor that offered no view of the stage at all. I was happy enough. Previous experiences  led me to expect that I would enjoy the music more if I didn’t have to see the chaps playing it. But once the music began though I was craning my neck to get more of a glimpse. Because the show was not just about the music – it was also about the folks playing it and their intelligence and the thought they put into it shone through the music, brightening it.

The first half had tracks like Dark Morning, Sol Mix and Groovenamaha* that were extremely percussion heavy. Little or no melody leavened these tracks but explanations at the beginning of each track made one appreciate (if not understand!) the music. As a sample – the explanation would go… ‘In this track we will explore the phrase tha-dheem-gi-na-tha tha-dheem-gi-na-tha tha-dheem-gi-na-tha thom’ ** Sol Mix in particular had Karthik and Muthu breaking out into onomatopoeic verbal rendering of the musical phrase which they would then proceed to play on the table and the drums respectively. Groovenamaha was a playful track, lighter than its predecessors but heavier than its successors! By the end of the first set I had developed great respect for the minds (and fingers!) that were able to pick up, remember and reproduce rhythms that seemed more mathematical than musical.

During the second set the focus stayed on the percussion but there was more melody in the tracks which made it easier for percussion philistines. First piece back on the stage sounded like a nice traditional Thaniavardanai to me. By the end of it a lot of the audience were nodding heads and saying yess in time to the music (the yuppie equivalent of putting taalam and saying besh besh).

The next piece was called ‘Chakravyuha’ and per the rather involved explanation given, was supposed to be a ‘circular’ rhythm that evoked Abhimanyu’s experience in the Mahabharata – facing the Kaurava army in the formation, breaking into the chakravyuha, the relief of reaching the middle and (in a departure from the myth) the happiness of getting out of it.  My test: I could roll my head round in a circle when keeping the beat .’Sitar Gaze’ followed and now it was the otherwise quiet Dwights turn to be superstar on the guitar.

‘Revathi’ and ‘India Street’ (the latter in particular) were melody rich and completely enjoyable. Last but not the least was the jam when a slightly reluctant Ramamani joined the band on stage. The combination of her improvised ragam, tanam with the tabla, the drums and a wee bit of the bass guitar was (okay. well spelled adjectives fail me) sooooooper awwsome.

All in all a wonderful evening. I’ve got some new music to get onto the pod and hope that someday (a la muthu) I will get to reconcile the different parts of me!

*the my spellings on the titles may not be as the composers intended.

**Full creative license on the the letters of the musical phrase. I ain’t no classical musician ;)

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Reel Estate – 1

October 5th, 2009 · bengaluru, general gyan, life

The past 2 weeks at home a lot of the stories and updates have involved land and real estate. The very first day Appa was driving me to the office at Mayo Hall. My side of the conversation involved the usual gasps and groans and tchahs at how MG Road is being ripped apart for the metro construction.

Appa pointed out an empty site which used to be part of the Govt Science College Boys Hostel. In times past the yellow painted wall was just another innocuous thing to walk past on the quiet (sometimes eerily quiet!) way home. I never really thought about what lay beyond that wall but now that it was torn down I could see the open ground and some part of the dilapidated hostel (which is still in use.)

The Metro authorities had earmarked the ground for construction of a parking lot. The day before it was to start, some smart alecks erected a cement bust of Ambedkar overnight. And turned up to riot when the poor metro authorities tried to proceed with the parking lot plan.

And thus is a successful landgrab begun!

Right now, there is a tin shack where a man in khakhi sits with a rifle across his knees, looking immensely bored. One has to wait to see what happens to M. Ambedkar’s bust after the metro is done…

The landgrab

The landgrab

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What We Want

September 29th, 2009 · poetry

A return to poetry. How true …

What we want
is never simple.
We move among the things
we thought we wanted:
a face, a room, an open book
and these things bear our names–
now they want us.
But what we want appears
in dreams, wearing disguises.
We fall past,
holding out our arms
and in the morning
our arms ache.
We don’t remember the dream,
but the dream remembers us.
It is there all day
as an animal is there
under the table,
as the stars are there
even in full sun.

– Linda Pastan

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